Curse

Fallen Hunter · Mar 10, 2007, 02:25 AM // 02:25

*sets fire to silent's avatar*
*laughs as he loses his staring contest*
*makes him allergic to beer*
*burns things*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Mar 10, 2007, 02:34 AM // 02:34

*realizes that i won the staring contest because Fallen burned my avatar*
*wonders why Fallen would make me allergic to beer*
*sips beer*
*tongue swells up*
*sets tongue on fire*
*puts fire out with another sip of beer*
*tongue swell up again*
*sets tongue on fire*
*helps Fallen burn stuff*
*falls asleep*
*sips beer in sleep*

Fallen Hunter · Mar 10, 2007, 02:38 AM // 02:38

*watches silent be smothered by his own tongue*
*laughs*
*steals his soul*
*burns things*
*sets fire to a random person*
*sets fire to a load bearing wall*
*sets fire to myself*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Mar 10, 2007, 02:42 AM // 02:42

*wonders why fallen stole my soul when i dont have one*
*remembers how he lost his soul*
"hey Fallen, i gave you my soul on another thread"
*sets fire to chris for giving me a light beer not too long ago*
*sips beer*
*wonders how long doc has been cooking that steak for*
...

Fallen Hunter · Mar 10, 2007, 02:51 AM // 02:51

*dances*
*sets fire to all the beer*
*sets fire to the beer delivery truck*
*sets fire to all the breweries*
"No beer for you, silent!"

Silent Elvin Ranger · Mar 10, 2007, 03:12 AM // 03:12

*glares at Fallen*
*Orders a tequila*
*realizes chris gives me only 1 shot of tequila*
"STUPID CHRIS U SUCK AT BARTENDING"
*grabs bottle of tequila*
*sips tequila*
*sits on floor so Fallen can burn my stool*

Fallen Hunter · Mar 10, 2007, 03:17 AM // 03:17

*laughs at silent*
*burns his stool*
*burns his clothes off*
*sets fire to his tequila before it reaches his mouth*
*laughs as he stays sober*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Mar 10, 2007, 03:28 AM // 03:28

*laughs at Fallen*
*pulls out Scale Armor and puts it on*
*laughs at Fallens attempt to burn clothes with additional AL vs Fire*
*impatiently calls for some Jack Danials*
*steals Fallens lighter*
*burns Fallens beverage*
*steals Fallens stool*
*sits down*
*sips Jack Danials*

Fallen Hunter · Mar 10, 2007, 03:40 AM // 03:40

*laughs*
"who needs a lighter?"
*sets fire to silent with my body*
"remember, I've already set myself on fire numerous times*
*hacks his scale armour apart*
*sets him on fire*
*rips his chest open*
*eats his heart
*fills his lungs with petrol*
*drops a fireball down his throat*
*watches as he explodes*
*gathers up the ashes*
*burns them*
*burns them again*
*burns them again*
*burns them again*
*burns them again*
*burns them again*
*burns them again*
*burns them again*
*burns them again*
*burns them again*
*burns them again*
*burns them again*
*burns them again*
*dissolves them in acid*
*burns the acid*
*pours it down the portal into hell*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Mar 10, 2007, 03:50 AM // 03:50

*wakes up*
*realizes he is now home??*
*teleports to bar*
*makes an unburnable brewery in own pocket*
*sips pocket beer*
*sits*
*chops Fallens head of with katana*
*picks up body and burns it*
*picks up burned body parts*
*throws them into garbage bag*
*flies to airport*
*throws body into jet turbine*
*gather up the mush that is his body*
*feeds it to dogs on the way back to bar*
*walks in bar*
*says hey to every1*
*grabs Fallens head*
*puts it into a glass jar*
*fills it with a solution of cough syrup and milk that preserves his head*
*offers Fallen some pocket beer*
*sips beer*
*pours sum beer into the glass jar for Fallen*
...

Fallen Hunter · Mar 10, 2007, 04:04 AM // 04:04

*climbs out of the jar*
*grows a new body*
*drinks the pocket beer*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Mar 10, 2007, 04:09 AM // 04:09

*pours more pocket beer*
*sips beer*
*gives beer to Chris to serve to us*
*laughs at an immortals attempt to kill another immortal*

Fallen Hunter · Mar 10, 2007, 04:12 AM // 04:12

*laughs along with silent*
*throws him a keg of metho*
*drinks my own keg*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Mar 10, 2007, 04:14 AM // 04:14

*chugs keg*
*wonders when Doc will finish cooking that steak*
*sips beer*

Fallen Hunter · Mar 10, 2007, 04:19 AM // 04:19

*steals doc's steak*
*bites it*
*spits out the charcoal*
*washes the taste out of my mouth with kerosene*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Mar 10, 2007, 04:23 AM // 04:23

"Fine then you can have the steak"
*eats the fire that was heating the steak*
*washes it down with fire in a can*
*sips pocket beer*

Fallen Hunter · Mar 10, 2007, 04:35 AM // 04:35

*burps fire*
*burns things*
*throws a fireball at someone*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Mar 10, 2007, 04:44 AM // 04:44

*sips beer*
*decides this is my last post for the night*
*goes to meditate*

I pwnd U · Mar 10, 2007, 11:01 AM // 11:01

*sips beer*
*grabs Chainsaw gun*
*cuts up random people*
*runs in circles*

Doc Holliday · Mar 10, 2007, 11:49 PM // 23:49

*wakes up from nap*

"Whoo at least yall ate teh steaks instead of lettin em burn"

*eats a blueberry pie*

*Eats gallon of icecream*

*sips beer*

*eats random people*

"Wait...."

*in an anthony hopkins impression says "I ate his liver with some fava beans....sfpfhpshfpshfpsh"*